Posted in: Musicouching by crherman on June 7, 2009 | 0 Comments
The unbelievable story of the legendary Writer Jackson.
The information that is presented here is printed after exhaustive hours spent pouring over hundreds of different forms of media and print to bring to life the man who has single handily changed our American history, voice, and reality through the performance of the legends of entertainment. It is said that Writer Jackson may be one of the most famous men in the history of mankind, but he is so elusive it is almost impossible to prove he even exists. For many many years, the legend of Writer Jackson has gone wafting over the film and music media, but there seems to be some unwritten law that his name is not suppose to be mentioned, and he is confirmed to be nonexistent. Recently however, he has shown up on the Internet deciding to comment on and in various metaphysical and esoteric chat rooms, forums, and there’s rumor that there is even a Writer Jackson website.
Writer Jackson, according to one man, was all started as a promotion gimmick by some desperate DJ to gain listeners. there are other reports that he grew up as a young man in the Midwest. There are some legends, or ideas that he was the son of a farmer out in the Kansas corn/wheat fields. There are others that say he is one of the 2 owners of the original Studio 54, but it’s doubtful. The official story is that Writer Jackson was born somewhere in the Midwest, a plains state at least, aspiring to be a poet or a songwriter. In fact there is a man named Reginald Jackson who made it big in the early 50’s, which would put him at the right time period that all the stories started.
After a short dejected career of being a poet, he signet onto the railroad as a train equivalent to a cabin boy. He met a gentleman by the name of Tom Parker, and he stated he might have a job that “Reginald” could do. Right around this time there was a man by the name of James Jackson who started under Tom Parker. Is this our Writer Jackson? As the legend foes, Writer Jackson is quite young, maybe 16 or so and is taken to Tom Parker’s home, which happens also to be Elvis Presley’s home. In the weeks that followed, Writer Jackson suggested to Elvis that he should shake his hip a bit, everyone would love that. The other guys crowded around and looked at the young man very quickly. So he runs out and grabs a maid, asks Elvis to shake his but like he’s be on stage, and the woman almost fainted. That suggestion was made 2 days before his TV debut.
Then the stories start to crumble, but the results are ever living. One of the most solid, and most believable, states that Writer Jackson then got a job with the Ed Sullivan show. Upon research of the Ed Sullivan show account records, there is a man named Samuel Jackson who starts about a month after the TV appearance. It’s an odd coincidence, maybe this Samuels is the true Writer Jackson. I would have to confirm that all sources point to him working in the Ed Sullivan show, and they all do. A trench coat and a hat gentleman,appears in all wide screen Sullivan shows. He would have a direct ear to the artists,a and after that it would have became easy to mess with the future and what is really going to be. He is responsible for the “Ya, ya, ya” of the Beatles, as well as the the head shaking with t he moptops. He told Jim Morrison to say high…because it would be the best TV ever. It is confirmed that in the beginning of the 60’s he went on a tour bus to Berkley, but it could have been the Beatles or someone else.
He meets a number of bands while on this tour, and finds this one band that is opening for them with a great voice for a front man and an awesome lead guitarist. The legend goes that he was having a few bears with the boys and convinced them to keep on the tour, and everything would pay off. They continued on their tour and was signed a few months later, and they are still known today by the same name – Aerosmith. He was talking to Mama Cass form the Mama and the Papas, and he joked about how all the leaves were brown and the sky was gray, and that was the reason you dreamed of California, to get away from all of this. A out came California dreaming. The list goes on and on, there is almost too numerable to recount.
We know that a man that frequented a trench coat and a Fedora, similar to the old Sullivan tapes, begin going to a lot of the acid parties that were going on and ran into Ken Kesey. Ken Kesey single handedly created the psychedelic hippie acid movement of the late 60’s and was also the author of the book One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s test. He was invited to “la Honda” as well as Hunter Thompson, who was working on the Hells Angel piece at the time. In thew haze of acid and various other drugs Ken Kesey is inspired to paint with “new paint”. When he gets back from he hardware store, Hunter leaves stating that the man in the coat just gave him great idea. This great idea turned into Gonzo Journalism, of whic
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h the book Fear and Loathing in Lost Vegas is based on and written in. Writer Jackson walks out to see the new paint, and according to a few people on the ranch Ken yells, “Just like you said Jackson, day glow!” I have not seen this supposed quote, however, in the only time anyone got close to his precious notebooks, Ken had a picture taken with his Notebook open. If you blow the picture up completely, and look carefully you can see a eccentrically scrawled “WJ”. According to Ken’s brother, that WJ was Ken’;s most prized possession.
In 1968, Writer Shows up in New York city in front of a club that is letting everyone they can in, and the two guys were going flat broke. Writer arrived at the club, suggested that they put in a vinyl rope, have a few animated signs,and they would be a more popular club. At the same time, Writer Jackson sits in at a table with the conversation constantly turned to a large mega concert in the next summer. Writer Suggested they get every big name in the industry. The two men almost jumped out of their seat, and quickly ran off, but not before leaving the calling card of a very expensive record producer. Writer calls it, and there are no records of this, but he seems to get himself on the India Trip that the Beatles were going on. This is where many things change in the writer Jackson myth and legend.
When the Beatles leave, Writer Jackson stays there for a t least 5 years, but some put it at 7. He became a master at the esoteric livelihood and metaphysical teachings. He came back tot he states an enlightened one, and found himself on the set of Dirty Harry. The writers were looking for something to have him say, and Writer Jackson blurted out the now famous phrase. They all loved it and Clint pulled it off beautifully. Clint and Writer Jackson become good friends, and there were many pictures taken of Clint and a trench coat wearing hatted man. Shortly after this, Clint has a carte Blanche welcome into the mayoral world on Monterey, Ca. After this, the trail dries up. There’s vicious rumors and odd accusations, but there are no pictures, no trace he ever existed. He then shows up in the beginning 80’s talking to an old English professor, and telling him to write whatever come s to his head, and out came Roxanne, a love letter to a prostitute. There is a story about Writer Jackson suggesting to David Lee Roth that he should be the most animated front man in rock and roll. Then MTV was looking for a moto or statue,and Writer Jackson plops down a space man and yells, I want my MTV.
The end of the 80’s is pretty quiet. All the people named Jackson in any of the industries either were not the right person or the age dates on the application do not match the date we know specific thing happened. Suddenly in 1989, Writer Jackson shows up in Seattle suggesting Eddie Vetter should write something about a violent tragedy that has happened in schools, and that a young man named Curt Cobain should stay with the band that he’s with. the reason given by Writer Jackson, because that would be the last time music revolution stood up for what is right. A man from LA showed up the third night, signed Nirvana right there, and Writer gave him a suggested video. In Kurt’s notebooks, there is that same fancy WJ.
The legendary Writer Jackson has gone even farther underground now. There are a few rare glimpses, an odd rumor or tale here and there, but there has been no sign of anyone or anything matching Writer Jackson;s description. Until Now!
Suddenly there have been reports that Writer Jackson has returned. You can tell it’s writer Jackson, because he’s never fake and says it how it is. He’s also posting and writing as the grand metaphysical master that he is, and he’s actually sharing his teaching and ideas. I myself can not find these postings, but I’ve received over a 100 e-mails sending me all over the web looking for him.
What great idea is he going to have? What inspirational words are going to exit his mouth and change the way we see the world. What monumental legend of an artist will he inspire next? Who knows. It just nice knowing that Writer Jackson is alive and well out there, and that means our life and world will be a lot more interesting. Wait for it!
