The Sexiest Women of 2011

Posted in: Musicouching by Jimmy Shilaho on July 10th, 2011 | 16 Comments

Some women may be beautiful but not sexy in the real sense of the word but others can’t make the cut whether you look at them from the back or the front. The current FHM list of the sexiest women is at best disappointing. Which man still finds Katy Perry, Rihanna, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Christina Aguilera hot or sexy?

Rihanna and Katy Perry aren’t sexy whichever way you look at them

FHM ranks the sexiest women every year but I am not happy with the current list for obvious reasons. Which man finds Rihanna and Katy Perry sexy apart from the men in their lives? The current list has Katy Perry at number 2 and Rihanna at 3! That would seem good enough until you notice other inconsistencies with the list, inconsistencies because men the world over can not believe this order.

Jessica Alba isn’t in the top ten and that makes me mad!

So Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is at the top and the good old Megan Fox is fourth, no qualms about that, but why put Jessica Alba at a miserable number 11? Couldn’t they find a place for this sexy queen in the top 10? Cheryl Cole comes in at 12 and guess what; Emma Watson is number 23 according to this magazine. Why in the world would the queen of sex herself be ranked outside the top 20?

Editors must have rigged in Britney Spears

I am mad at those who rigged Britney Spears into the top 100 when she shouldn’t even make the top 1,000,000, but for goodness sake, they shouldn’t have placed sexy Kim Kardashian at 15, Kate Middleton, a future queen at 39, Shakira, the Colombian songbird at 43 and Beyonce, the sexiest in hip hop at 45! Are these men and women who polled blind or something?

My former girlfriend is a disappointing 90

A look at Beyonce’s legs alone and Kim Kardashian’s bum or Shakira’s hips should place them in the top 10, or at least the top twenty! Even more disappointing is the placement of my former girlfriend Angelina Jolie at 90 when her lips alone make her the sexiest in the world. Some people should never ever have made the list, and the editors know it. Lady Gaga isn’t beautiful, leave alone sexy while Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and Lindsay Lohan belong to the archives!

Click here for the complete list of the sexiest women for 2011.

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  • Aiyanna July 10th, 2011 at 3:12 am

    Hey J, Rosie lady is great looking but the typical hyped blond bimbo, you should have seen her in Transformers, she was her typical bitchy self out there… Even got a car from the boss for free. You know is the boss?? The Cheating husband from Greys Anatomy and his wife was a gynecologist BTW. She even left her boyfriend in between because he was too poor.Oh well what do you expect from a Victorias Secret Undie Model. Any way, its my brand, don\’t display it openly though…
    Cheryl Cole looks Like Britney in the younger days but wants to be a guy to try things out. Wonder if its for the Butt Dance that she is thinking about… Any way, she has the money for the repair job…
    Kardashian sisters well have great looks but no brains and love to smile and party and change men like clothes. Well thin Cheryl may get tips about an ad or two from them and wear a safety pin dress and pay off someones wife to get the husband.
    They had to put Princess Catherine on the list as she is the future kings wife, there are other ones prettier. But that said she did have a history of modelling with barely there clothes in Africa that too. How did you not write about your best friend Pippa Middleton who is trying to date Prince Harry now and needed to augment her breasts and planning butt implants too…
    One songbrid got shot in the vicinity while travelling in the van not too sure of the age but its todays news… Its male BTW…
    Beyonce has thunder thighs and was told to cover up by the muslim countries in asia because of excessive show of skin. But she also sings Beautiful Nightmare and I can do a remix with that song and get Beat It to the Rhythm. She\’s a Slave to the Rhythm don\’t you think???
    Shakira\’s hips don\’t lie but she is a She-wolf in a cage singing Its Time for Africa. Now He dancing in that video was plonk plonk honk toot and oops I am barefoot style.
    Well you can kiss Butt Lips in your dream Honey and she will shout Fish Fry to you and then then become a Lion going purrrrrrr and go picking up kids from any Tom Dick and even Harry in the world and claim I am the Peace Angel but watch the angle it has to be just right or I\’ll spill and then puts lips on North and spills on South.
    Whoever said Gaga is pretty she herself admitted she is Pokerface and went to Akon to do Just Dance who shouted Convict and she went Gaga and sang aloud I think I had a little bit too much.
    Lady Marmalade Christina did a porn movie in 2000-2001 and got to do Private Emotion with Ricky Martin after that who is BTW gay and father of twins… Madam needs a break after splitting from husband and concealing pregnancy. Brother met her when she was here in Auckland after she cancelled the concert. It was part of the Looksy Project but we hadn\’t set the idea rolling yet till I stepped in last January.
    Lindsay Lohan is a young dipsomaniac who has done jail time too so got thing you dropped her.
    Well I know that Britney has two sons and one of them is also a James and the father is Kevin too… Don\’t forget that the Book James does love to drive people man and this one is a toddler and the mother is a fallen star climbing back up again..
    Anyway J, its more with the magnetic personality and the looks that help the person reach the Top 100. You know I have no looks but yet had a stalker (which someone thinks is sad for the stalker as I am not pretty enough), got couple of proposals from guys just the other day to come clubbing with them. South African too. And don\’t know why I do have the affinity to attract some of the cutest guys in town but never feel they are good enough for me as I have my Number One Star who takes my full time priority and of course my son… Did I tell you if I was a celebrity I would have been number one on the hottest list. Not for my looks but for my personality. Thats what kept Mr. Jackson going and people thronging him despite everything that happened to him.
    Anyway these are for the sexiest women… Keep looking great but how many of you are totally natural with no BOTOX or surgical enhancements. I will give the sexiest woman award to her. BTW, I give it to your wife J, she is a mother, just like Mother Earth whom the Creator still adores…

  • Aiyanna July 10th, 2011 at 3:12 am

    Hey J, Rosie lady is great looking but the typical hyped blond bimbo, you should have seen her in Transformers, she was her typical bitchy self out there… Even got a car from the boss for free. You know is the boss?? The Cheating husband from Greys Anatomy and his wife was a gynecologist BTW. She even left her boyfriend in between because he was too poor.Oh well what do you expect from a Victorias Secret Undie Model. Any way, its my brand, don\\\’t display it openly though…
    Cheryl Cole looks Like Britney in the younger days but wants to be a guy to try things out. Wonder if its for the Butt Dance that she is thinking about… Any way, she has the money for the repair job…
    Kardashian sisters well have great looks but no brains and love to smile and party and change men like clothes. Well thin Cheryl may get tips about an ad or two from them and wear a safety pin dress and pay off someones wife to get the husband.
    They had to put Princess Catherine on the list as she is the future kings wife, there are other ones prettier. But that said she did have a history of modelling with barely there clothes in Africa that too. How did you not write about your best friend Pippa Middleton who is trying to date Prince Harry now and needed to augment her breasts and planning butt implants too…
    One songbrid got shot in the vicinity while travelling in the van not too sure of the age but its todays news… Its male BTW…
    Beyonce has thunder thighs and was told to cover up by the muslim countries in asia because of excessive show of skin. But she also sings Beautiful Nightmare and I can do a remix with that song and get Beat It to the Rhythm. She\\\’s a Slave to the Rhythm don\\\’t you think???
    Shakira\\\’s hips don\\\’t lie but she is a She-wolf in a cage singing Its Time for Africa. Now He dancing in that video was plonk plonk honk toot and oops I am barefoot style.
    Well you can kiss Butt Lips in your dream Honey and she will shout Fish Fry to you and then then become a Lion going purrrrrrr and go picking up kids from any Tom Dick and even Harry in the world and claim I am the Peace Angel but watch the angle it has to be just right or I\\\’ll spill and then puts lips on North and spills on South.
    Whoever said Gaga is pretty she herself admitted she is Pokerface and went to Akon to do Just Dance who shouted Convict and she went Gaga and sang aloud I think I had a little bit too much.
    Lady Marmalade Christina did a porn movie in 2000-2001 and got to do Private Emotion with Ricky Martin after that who is BTW gay and father of twins… Madam needs a break after splitting from husband and concealing pregnancy. Brother met her when she was here in Auckland after she cancelled the concert. It was part of the Looksy Project but we hadn\\\’t set the idea rolling yet till I stepped in last January.
    Lindsay Lohan is a young dipsomaniac who has done jail time too so got thing you dropped her.
    Well I know that Britney has two sons and one of them is also a James and the father is Kevin too… Don\\\’t forget that the Book James does love to drive people man and this one is a toddler and the mother is a fallen star climbing back up again..
    Anyway J, its more with the magnetic personality and the looks that help the person reach the Top 100. You know I have no looks but yet had a stalker (which someone thinks is sad for the stalker as I am not pretty enough), got couple of proposals from guys just the other day to come clubbing with them. South African too. And don\\\’t know why I do have the affinity to attract some of the cutest guys in town but never feel they are good enough for me as I have my Number One Star who takes my full time priority and of course my son… Did I tell you if I was a celebrity I would have been number one on the hottest list. Not for my looks but for my personality. Thats what kept Mr. Jackson going and people thronging him despite everything that happened to him.
    Anyway these are for the sexiest women… Keep looking great but how many of you are totally natural with no BOTOX or surgical enhancements. I will give the sexiest woman award to her. BTW, I give it to your wife J, she is a mother, just like Mother Earth whom the Creator still adores…

  • clandestinef July 10th, 2011 at 4:41 am

    GOOD CHOICE>>>> BEYONCE>>>GOGOGO!

  • Buma July 10th, 2011 at 8:24 am

    natalie portman should be on the list.

  • Saurav Banerjee July 10th, 2011 at 11:29 am

    Thanks for the share. I agree to your disappointments.

  • CA Johnson July 11th, 2011 at 7:25 pm

    I am surprised that Beyonce is so high up on the list. You would think she would have been in the top 10. I enjoy Lady Gaga’s music, but in my opinion, she is not beautiful. Thanks for sharing.

  • Ruby Hawk July 11th, 2011 at 9:50 pm

    I wouldn’t vote for any of them, but then I’m a woman. Every man’s woman should be sexiest to him, they shouldn’t have their eyes bugging out at other women.

  • Phoenix Montoya July 11th, 2011 at 10:50 pm

    These women you mentioned are gorgeous.

  • Roril Barr July 12th, 2011 at 6:30 am

    i feel bad for your former girlfriend.

  • BluSphere July 12th, 2011 at 2:47 pm

    Hehe. really nice article. I enjoyed it. I agree some of these people who polled are blind regarding Beyonce etc!

    Btw. Why haven’t you added me as a friend? – It’s been a really long time since I added and supported you. Just asking…

    Regards,
    Blu

  • Raj the Tora July 13th, 2011 at 7:56 pm

    Jolie is Jimmy’s old GF :) Well, I felt sorry for her, though she’s not the sexiest anymore – lots of younger and beautiful girls have overtaken her :) However, beauty lies in beholders’ eyes. These guys perhaps have never grown after Y2K problem.

  • gaby7 July 16th, 2011 at 6:38 am

    Interesting piece for sure!

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