Some women may be beautiful but not sexy in the real sense of the word but others can’t make the cut whether you look at them from the back or the front. The current FHM list of the sexiest women is at best disappointing. Which man still finds Katy Perry, Rihanna, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Christina Aguilera hot or sexy?
Rihanna and Katy Perry aren’t sexy whichever way you look at them
FHM ranks the sexiest women every year but I am not happy with the current list for obvious reasons. Which man finds Rihanna and Katy Perry sexy apart from the men in their lives? The current list has Katy Perry at number 2 and Rihanna at 3! That would seem good enough until you notice other inconsistencies with the list, inconsistencies because men the world over can not believe this order.
Jessica Alba isn’t in the top ten and that makes me mad!
So Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is at the top and the good old Megan Fox is fourth, no qualms about that, but why put Jessica Alba at a miserable number 11? Couldn’t they find a place for this sexy queen in the top 10? Cheryl Cole comes in at 12 and guess what; Emma Watson is number 23 according to this magazine. Why in the world would the queen of sex herself be ranked outside the top 20?
Editors must have rigged in Britney Spears
I am mad at those who rigged Britney Spears into the top 100 when she shouldn’t even make the top 1,000,000, but for goodness sake, they shouldn’t have placed sexy Kim Kardashian at 15, Kate Middleton, a future queen at 39, Shakira, the Colombian songbird at 43 and Beyonce, the sexiest in hip hop at 45! Are these men and women who polled blind or something?
My former girlfriend is a disappointing 90
A look at Beyonce’s legs alone and Kim Kardashian’s bum or Shakira’s hips should place them in the top 10, or at least the top twenty! Even more disappointing is the placement of my former girlfriend Angelina Jolie at 90 when her lips alone make her the sexiest in the world. Some people should never ever have made the list, and the editors know it. Lady Gaga isn’t beautiful, leave alone sexy while Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and Lindsay Lohan belong to the archives!
Click here for the complete list of the sexiest women for 2011.