Posted in: Musicouching by Guffin Mopes on January 23rd, 2009 | 15 Comments
Undoubtedly you’ve heard every single one of these songs before, but you’d probably be more surprised by what didn’t make the list.
This is the a list of the ten greatest songs of all time, as decided by Billboard. They generate their music ratings by both radio play, and overall sales. They’re probably not your favourite songs, but you know all of them by heart.
Whether or not you love this song, you definitely don’t hate it. Plus, it’s probably the only song your mother can dance to. And she will, too. Try it out sometime if she’s mad at you.
No self respecting music-lover actually admits to enjoying this song. Then why is it so successful? The average self respecting music-lover lies to maintain their self respect. You know you loved Nickelback’s “How You Remind Me” too, liar.
This is an anomaly. You might not have actually heard this song. But you’re going to right now, since you’re on the internet and reading this list, right? Just remember, it was 1959. And this was pretty cool back in the day.
If you’re around my age, the only reason you know this song is you danced to it with that pretty girl in middle school. And you’ll probably always remember it for that reason. Plus it’s been in a zillion movie soundtracks.
You know the dance. Don’t even pretend you don’t know the dance. And you’ve done that dance with a group of people before too. You will also regret that moment for the rest of your life. But don’t worry, we’ve punished the Bayside Boys Mix enough by not knowing anything else they’ve ever done. They’re more embarrassed than you are.
Let’s get physical, physical. You loved Grease. You loved Sandy. And you loved the idea of getting physical with Olivia Newton-John. We all did.
It’s a classic love song. ‘Nuff said.
If you haven’t heard this song you should probably stop what you are doing right this second and get at it. You know where to find it. It’s been referenced in movies, books, even video games. The Beatles have a million hits under their belt, but they have nothing better than this song. For once, the charts actually reflect a song that isn’t just catchy, but actually fantastic.
You knew there was a reason Mariah Carey was famous, but it’s been hard to put your finger on it. This should help remind you. Just do her a favour and forget that awful movie already.
A person with the body of a woman and the voice of a man sings a love song that people from all walks of life can enjoy. And be confused by.
So there you have it. You are probably fuming right now that not a single song on this list is your favourite. Isn’t it funny how the stuff we love the most just simply isn’t the same stuff that everyone loves the most? You’ve got to water it down a bit for mass consumption.
Except for Hey Jude. Perhaps the Beatles were on to something?
denus January 23rd, 2009 at 5:16 pm
great list, but one I would take out, Maria Carey, just not my thing.
but good job.
cheers.
Guffin Mopes January 23rd, 2009 at 5:35 pm
haha believe it or not though, this particular article isn’t an opinion based list; it’s actually based on radio play and sales
which is probably why it’s so shocking.
denus January 23rd, 2009 at 5:39 pm
that is totally ridiculous lol, I can think of 1 milllion better songs than maria carey!
dan January 23rd, 2009 at 8:31 pm
i think it would be best if you never insinuate that i like “how you remind me” ever again.
Guffin Mopes January 23rd, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Hi dan,
As the average self respecting music lover you are the core audience of this article. I understand if you don’t want your secrets to be told.
I am sorry.
Sincerely,
Guffin
preperowlifick January 24th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
The piece John Williams composed for the Inauguration was amazing. I guessed it was pre-recorded. Too cold to play string instruments outside. Smile. I like all the old songs but what! no Elvis.
Bo Russo January 26th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
This is a pretty good list,but mine would be much different.
seashell66 January 28th, 2009 at 10:27 am
Nice list!
Meme212 January 28th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
I think your list is awesome! I love the song Hey Jude by the Beatles. The Beatles are like the most awesome people ever. I hvae a friend and she loves the Beatles too! And I also like the song the Twist by Chubby Checker. NICE LIST!!!! KEEP UP THE GOOD LISTENING! BYE!
rutherfranc January 29th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
great songs.. but each to his own
Siti Zaida Mikaila aka SZM February 1st, 2009 at 7:49 pm
I think you must start from now to make some creative researches, for example, you can also become a broadcaster in a radio station beside a freelance writer in Triond.com, then, you can make a vote from the listeners, so your article become fresh and they also will like your articles like this if your article is not based on your argument/opinion but also getting support from the fact nowadays, up to date and live. Also, add your experiences to make your article “has a soul”.
I’m sorry if I give you suggestion as if I’m your a long time best friend.
thestickman December 24th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
My list would …not be any of these. But yeah, this is radio tops.
brian j bennett February 14th, 2010 at 6:33 am
there is only one song from your list worth listening to and that is from the greatest band of all time who compiled such a downbeat list
celine seose April 24th, 2010 at 9:01 am
bakit ala c celine dion?
celine seose April 24th, 2010 at 9:05 am
dapat ang wala dyan ay c mariah carey
dapat c celine dion ang nakapwesto dyan!
u hurt me! u know!