Justin Bieber and why I have lost all faith in the music industry… A tale of misery and woe.
Move over Beatles, Pink Floyd, Michael Jackson, Patti Smith, Lenard Cohen, Queen…
Because HERE COMES JUSTIN BIEBER!
Ok… Seriously music industry… WTF?
If you have no idea who this guy is check this video out.
Once again… WTF??
Justin Bieber is a 12 year old pop superstar. Discovered on you tube he worked his way through the ranks to eventually sign some contracts with Usher. I say, Well done Justin. He obviously worked hard to get to where he is now. But a 12 year old becoming famous doesn’t bother me. (Look at Ryan Sheckler)
WHAT BOTHERS ME, Is all of the BULLSHIT that is in that stupid video… Honestly! WTF?
Justin Bieber is NOT USHER.
I doubt when Justin is shredding the videogames with Ryan, he regularly gets calls from USHER asking lil’ JB to HOLD THE FUCKING HOUSE DOWN!
In my opinion, that subtly implies that USHER is LIVING with “JB”. Although Usher would probably be the best roommate ever. I don’t think Usher should be rooming with little boys. (We have seen many problems with that in the past, hmm?)
POOR USHER TOO! Has he seriously resorted to calling up 12 year old “ringers” in order to get HIS music popular again?
This whole video just pisses me off in general… Sure, Justin is a talented singer, but I would wait maybe SIX MORE FUCKING YEARS before signing him, only to discover he hits puberty and can’t deliver on his multikajillion dollar contract…
Seriously… please watch the above video, and count how many times JB puts his hand/hands on his chest…
I probably lost count at around One HUNDRED AND FUCKING THREE!!!
JB has MORE HITS THAN FUCKING JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!!! Who the hell was that guy?
God Damn it…
JB was fucking SLAYING those LAYDEES at that party too! They were also 12! It was quite magical.
I WANT TO KNOW WHO THE AUDIENCE IS??
I seriously hope the 12 year old girl demographic is not slowly overtaking the 1-11,13-99 EVERYBODY-FUCKING-ELSE DEMOGRAPHIC!
What happened to the good ‘ol days of GOOD music? You know, the ones that were so suddenly slaughtered around the time that “The Spice Girls” became popular? Not, to say there is no talent now… There are some Incredible Bands out now. (Yeah, I capitalized Incredible Bands, WHAT ABOUT IT?) Why isn’t the music industry flooding the airwaves with bands that produce melodies, with lovely choruses with nice fills and bridges and all of that MUSIC WRITING 101 CLASS CRAP?
Oh, Right… BECAUSE FUCKING J FUCKING Bieber ISN’T EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE GRADUATED PRE-SCHOOL!!!!
I’m going to go to sleep for ten years, and they better have figured out a way to RESURRECT BANDS FROM THE 70’S!!!!
WTF count: 5
Seriously count: 5
**** count: 8