Posted in: Musicouching by cybertruth on August 29th, 2009 | 19 Comments
Please, No!!
I was filling my car up with gas at Kwik Trip this afternoon, and over the loudspeakers was playing the usual motely of awful 10 year old semi popular music at far too many decibels. I was ‘fortunate’ enough to be present for the blasting of ‘Who Let the Dogs Out’ , and have sadly been walking around for the rest of the day singing that stupid song and woofing under my breath.
We all have a song like that; that one song we live in mortal terror of… avoiding it like a plague, hoping and praying we don’t accidentally stumble onto it. Because lord knows it doesn’t take much- just the tiniest snippet, and we’re off. Well, as the saying goes, misery loves company. So for those unfortunate enough to cross paths with this article, here is a list of the 20 worst of these songs. Enjoy…
As I said, misery loves company. HA!
I somehow feel like less of a man when I catch myself singing this.
This song is everything that sucked about the 80’s.
I would rather not. And I would rather you didn’t, either.
Makes me want to do anything but.
You don’t feel like less than a man if you sing this… you are less than a man.
This one makes you want to dry hump something. Fast.
I would like to categorically flip the whole country of England the bird for this one.
You built this city on pop dribble. Damn you for it.
Thanks to my 9 year old daughter, this one gets renewed for me every day or so.
To do the dishes, to do the laundry. Always lands me on the couch. Why does my wife not understand that I’m just a victim here?
Nothing like standing in an elevator mumbling about what a loser you are.
Always winds up in your head at the last time in the world you want to drop an F bomb.
Welcome to my mute button.
I can’t even think as fast as these two rap. In fact, I can’t tell you one single line from this song other than the title. Doesn’t stop me from singing that one line over and over and over…
This may be the worst song ever written. And the most brain piercing.
Don’t need to say anything here.
I ‘m so 3008 you so 2000 and late…. I don’t even know what the hell that means. Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Aaaaaahhhhh!
Hate is a strong word…. I hate Lady Gaga.
Another on that I’m pretty sure doesn’t make a lick of sense, but it will probably live forever.
Well, if you’re still here, you’re obviously a glutton for punishment. I have guaranteed myself weeks of auditory misery… hopefully it’s been fun for you as well….
Cheers!
giftarist August 29th, 2009 at 5:55 am
Interesting list…And nice caption in every video..
Avaxier August 29th, 2009 at 5:55 am
Lol, 6 of your worst songs are my favorite. You have a weird taste for music!
ducroisjosef August 29th, 2009 at 5:59 am
God, now I have come on Aileen stuck in my head. Woofing under my breath, lol.
Karen Gross August 29th, 2009 at 7:45 am
Thank you for putting all of those songs back in my brain. There is just something very wrong about a middle aged woman in the shower belting out “PLay that Funky music, White Boy!” And now I have the visual of 70’s boys with bad perms and cheesy mustaches in my brain as well – thank you so much!
The problem with the internet is that now these songs will never go away – and now we can find out the lyrics to them too – which is a further embarrassment when we find out just what we’ve been mumbling through for the last decade – like : Blinded by the Light!
thestickman August 29th, 2009 at 8:02 am
I love Aileen. -Have to admit that the video for it was not what I had expected.
Tubthumping, -love that song. Never knew what group/title it was. Can now add to my MP3.
“Wannabe” is good for a laugh (even tho’ Spice Girls is rightfully loathed.)
“Built this city” can rot in feces… THAT song was ran up my arse for WEEKS on the radio back in in the 80s! THAT song epitomizes this ‘most hated list’ and thus, was a worthy inclusion.
Marie Milton August 29th, 2009 at 9:35 am
This made me giggle Mnof : )…I do believe Aqua’s Barbie-Girl was at the #1 for more than 5 weeks here in England at the time…heheheha…but I myself honestly couldn’t stand it…
Morgana August 29th, 2009 at 10:19 am
Ahhh Iam shameless, I like many of the songs on the list lol One of my favorites on this list is Aqua’s Barbie Girl
There some songs I think I hate ….But why do I sing along to them? I may be as crazy as you are Mn lol Fun article
ceegirl August 29th, 2009 at 11:17 am
i love some songs but i hate some to.
orlandoJP August 29th, 2009 at 11:27 am
lol funny
Beth Suess August 29th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
very interesting article, thanks for sharing!
A.L.Smith August 29th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
lol…I’ll be singing some of those the rest of the day. Thanks, I think.
MySoldiersSweetheart August 29th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
LOL I so forgot that some of these damn songs existed, thanks for bringing it all back.
SooOld August 29th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Acck! I forgot all about Stacy’s Mom, great song. And I laughed at the ‘Who let the dogs’ out. Thanks for the memories [no pun intended]
Ryan Derring August 29th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Ha! I drove from Atlanta to Mobile and back (about 9 hours) with She’s a Lady stuck in my head. Whoa, whoa, whoa – she’s a lady.
monica55 August 29th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
It is very subjective for ur taste in music will determine whether or not u think that they belong to the list of worst songs. A great collection though.
Monica.
Ninja On Speed August 30th, 2009 at 12:00 am
Do you like any music?
clavier August 30th, 2009 at 3:50 am
awww c’mon! I love Wild Cherry’s Play That Funky Music.
I hated Barbie Girl to the core! Thanks for sharing your opinions through this list.
We all have different tastes though.
agriculi September 6th, 2009 at 7:15 am
This man’singing’ Eileen is tone deaf and the loser has to tune his guitar.
Rick Summers September 10th, 2009 at 10:00 am
I would add Taylor Swifts song “You belong to me” to that list. It was catchy at first, but now I hear it every time I turn on the radio, it is usually followed by Poker Face