42 Reasons Why Life is Great

Posted in: String by KevinForde on September 28th, 2011 | 8 Comments

Life is great. Right? Well if you don’t think so, just look at this and be convinced, because you will be. Or you won’t.

Not only is life great but so are lists!

So here’s the very definition of a wonderful evening – look it up, it’s there, just jumbled up, in various parts of the dictionary – a list about how great life is. Maybe chant it silently to yourself when you fall asleep or when your dog dies or you get piles, it’ll bring both reassurance and funny looks from others. Persevere though, eventually you’ll realize how brilliant everything is. or else just brainwash yourself.

1. Green Tea

2. Puppies

3. Charles Bukowski

4. Toe Nails

5. Mandolins

6. Mandarin

7. Purple percolators

8. Marmalade

9. Opposable thumbs

10. The Wheel

11. Wheelies

12. Wagon Wheels

13. Warren Zevon

14. Toast

15. Chocolate

16. Joe DiMaggio

17. Larry Bird

18. Songs

19. Ice

20. Fire

21. Melody

22. Memory

23. Mandolins

24. Meredith’s

25. Munchies

26. Mark’s

27. Mischief

28. Sleeping

29. Shyness

30. Silence

31. Smoking tulips

32. Tuna

33. Gasoline

34. Spoons

35. Spors

36. Sports

37. Sponsors

38. Spending

39. Speaking

40. Spluttering

41. Resting

42. Death 

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