Ten Signs That Your Car is a Lemon

Having some car problems?  Sorry that you bought that used car?  Here are ten signs that your car is a lemon:

1.   The brakes start to grind like your teeth.

2.   The engine sounds more exhausted than your exhaust system.

3.   Your tires are balder than your bald spot.

4.   Your suspension system keeps you in suspense.

5.   Your airbag doesn’t deploy.  It just makes a hissing sound.

6.   When you put your car in reverse, it goes sideways.

7.   Your car starts leaking motor oil, transmission fluid, and fruit punch.

8.   Your entire car loses its paint job after a light rain shower. Did you really want a bright, pink car?

9.   Your windshield wipers start to do a dance on your windows. It looks like the macarena.

10. When you start your car, you notice smoke coming out of your dashboard.  Either you need to stop smoking or your car needs to kick the habit.