Posted in: Brass by PaulB on December 17th, 2010 | 3 Comments
A little play or script based on an annoying television advertisement.
Male Car Driver.
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Characters:
Little Girl.
Male car driver.
Scene 1: A pale, battered little girl lays by the side of the road, blood dripping from her mouth, as per the 2007 anti-speeding campaign on television. She looks up.
Girl: If you hit me at 40 mile per hour there is an eighty per cent chance I will die.
((As per campaign clip, an invisible force drags her over into the centre of the road and the blood reverses back into her mouth (ideally) )).
Girl: But if you hit me at thirty miles per hour there’s an eighty per cent chance I might live!
Scene 2: Car Interior. A male driver clutches the steering wheel, scowling with hatred.
Driver: Eighty miles an hour it is then, you snivelling little brat!!!
((He puts his foot down firmly on the accelerator)).
THE END.
Jimmy Shilaho December 17th, 2010 at 3:42 am
You seem to be in a dramatic mood!
PaulB December 17th, 2010 at 6:16 am
I love writing dialogue, even in my stories on reflection. Cheers.
Yovita Siswati December 17th, 2010 at 11:52 pm
Interesting post!