Posted in: Brass by ClaireBrando on February 19th, 2012 | 4 Comments
For the last few months, Megan Fox has been receiving painful laser treatments to remove her Marilyn Monroe tattoo on her forearm. Lasers are supposed to be a convenience. But while we wait for medical science to invent a painfree laser, there is something we can do to relieve a bit of that pain in the interim.
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Megan Fox has been in the news quite a bit lately, not for any ACTING she is doing, but because she is in SO MUCH PAIN. Why, you don’t have to ask because you already know? She’s getting that Marilyn Monroe tattoo on her forearm removed with laser treatments, that’s why. And it hurts. Megan has a sad. And the press just can’t stop telling us about this.
It’s times like these when it’s just so clear I should have a pipeline to the rich & famous. A direct line, a Batphone if you will, that I can simply pick up and say, Hello Famous People Operator, get me Megan, would you? Oh, no, not Nick Offerman’s wife, haha, she’s a dear though. Megan Fox. Yes, I’ll hold.
Because you see, Megan Fox is going through all this pain, and she doesn’t have to suffer at all. There is an easy solution to her dilemma. One that does not involve illicit drugs, prescription opiates, or general anesthesia. Megan, if you’re reading, take some notes.
If you, fair reader who is most certainly not Megan Fox (hey, who needs her? not us! how YOU doing?), have occasion to have, say, a laser resurfacing done on your face, or perhaps you need to get that tattoo bearing the name of an ex removed, you do not have to go through pain. You will have to smell that burning human protein smell while you are being zapped with the laser. You will have to have many treatments for them to be effective and do what they are meant to do – reveal new tight smooth baby skin in the case of resurfacing peels, and eradicate old tattoos in the case of – natch – tattoo removal. But pain? Oh, hell naw. So. What you need to do, for this pain-free scenario to occur, is the following:
cyborgwar February 20th, 2012 at 1:17 am
nice share…
ClaireBrando February 20th, 2012 at 9:33 am
Thanks – thought I’d save people some pain, it works like a charm!
curiousplay54 February 20th, 2012 at 10:02 am
is there any other way of removing tattoo other than laser?
lauralu April 28th, 2012 at 9:20 pm
very good thanks