I explain just why I have so much disdain for the band Sugarland in a comical fashion.
Umm I hate Sugarland. I am sitting here listening to the idiot guy talk about how he bought a cowboy hat he liked on eBay because his friends could not believe he was making a go in country music and he wanted to prove it, then 4 months later they had a record deal. Because we all know that a stupid moron hat makes you country. He always had crappy rock bands that flopped so they decided to try in country and in the predictable world of Nashville formula crap music…. they did “make it” when people like Toby Keith, Alan Jackson, Clint Black, Garth Brooks, you know, people with talent, were turned down over and over in Nashville. That is what I hate about “Music City“, the phony bull crap. I like real artist like Miranda Lambert who was raised in the country hunting and fishing and writing songs with her song writing daddy and have country in her heart and soul and would never sell that soul to “make it” because she knows who she is.
Jennifer Nettles was NOT a country singer at all in the beginning, she wanted to be a rock/.blues singer which she failed at. I have done my research and her first album pre Sugarland has very little southern accent at all…Funny because now she has more twang then a Fender. I have never heard anyone over sing the way she does. It sounds ridiculous and disgusting. Sometimes when you hear her talk she sounds like Reba and then the next minute she sounds like some girl from California…hmm I smell a rat.
She has a good voice but NOT the way she uses it. By the way every song that is released is worse with the obviously forced twang than the one before. Nobody’s voice sounds like that naturally. Nobody. It is so pushed too hard and unreal.
Even if she did not sound like a cat in heat being skinned with a dull knife, her personality is appalling. She is the most arrogant, pretentious, contrived person I have ever seen. In interviews she answers every single question like it is the most profound statement that has ever been made. She talks about her songwriting, which is so formulated to be a hit and not from the heart and soul, like it is the most life changing wonderful thing in existence and that she is a legend with the likes of Johnny Cash. She has not an ounce of humbleness in her entire stick straight up and down body. She comes off as so unreal and contrived that it is hard to watch her even speak. When I found out that she came to country music because everything else failed, it reaffirmed what I felt about her all along. I hate when people are not real, when they put on an act to be something they are not. Her trained monkey Christian is pitiful and I see her going solo in the future when she gets sick of carrying him. Hell he never even talks, she gets all the glory while he dances around in his clown suit.